Ornery Critter

Her real name is Shadow or (affectionately) Fat Dog, but also fits the bill as an ornery critter.

Ornery Critter has her own screensaver by KINDNESSWARE. (scroll down)

Ornery Critter photo gallery.

Also below you will find 10 11 Lessons I learned from Ornery Critter.

This page grew out of my desire to create a g00gleb0mb of the "miserable failure" or "waffles" variety. I found that it is fairly easy when you have control of the target page.

10 11 Lessons Learned from Ornery Critter (Shadow)

1. Run, romp, and play every day.
2. Always be obedient, especially when it gets you what you want.
3. Always jump at the opportunity for a joy ride, take pleasure in the fresh air and the wind in your face.
4. Thrive on attention and let people touch you, when you are happy let people know.
5. Set territorial boundaries, don’t bite when a growl will do.
6. When someone has a bad day, be silent and sit close.
7. Never pretend to be something you are not.
8. Take delight in long walks.
9. Take naps and always stretch when rising.
10. Be loyal.
11. Always run to greet loved ones at the door, don’t hide how glad you are to see them.

Thanks for coming and visiting Ornery Critter.